Five Rules For Fighting Zombies And Liberalism

It is over. The candy has all been given out, and the costumes are stored carefully away. Another Halloween has come and gone.

The horror is still very much present.

While enjoying what I can only hope will become an annual Halloween screening of one of my favorite films featuring the talents of the living dead, I was struck by the similar circumstances faced by the film's protagonist, and the would be activist against liberalism in America.

Think about it. One must face down rabid hordes of mindless bodies, propelled by the dark forces to tear from him their pounds of flesh. The other has to fight zombies. It is six of one, and a half dozen of the other as to which one is more treacherous. But there are a few simple rules that can increase the odds of success for either.

#1 - Act Quickly

There is a point early on in every crypto-socialist movement or undead infestation where decisive action by a knowledgeable few can prevent a full blown outbreak. As soon as the threat is confirmed an all out effort must be made to contain the spread, and end the epidemic before it starts.

#2 - Never Fight Alone

The greatest danger is finding yourself outnumbered. It is critical that you find like minded people to band together with, and share in each others' battles, to increase individual odds of success.

#3 - Do Not Over Extend Yourself

It is vital that you understand your available resources and skill set in relation to that of the enemy. You do not want to be forced into a battle which you cannot win by being caught out in the open. When possible, pick the time and the place of the battle to favor your strengths.

#4 - Do Not Humanize Them

Do not wonder who they are, or how it all happened to them. They may once have been your friend, co-worker or even your family. That is all over now, they cannot be reasoned with. Show no mercy.

#5 - Aim For The Head

Damaging other portions will slow it down at best. In order to stop them cold, you have to get to the brains and take them out of the equation. Do not stop until you are sure they are finished.

Sticking to these few principles, fighting with your head instead of your heart, you still may not win against Obama-zombies or regular ones. But you'll have a chance.